i-was-today-years-old-when: i learned that after Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire was caught masturbating in his car, the organist at an away game against the Braves played the opening riff to “Beat It” by Michael Jackson as McGuire walked up to the plate (x) Omg, that is awesome.
“masturbating and falling asleep for YOUR amusement in the afternoon.”🧢 Posted on July 7, 2022 by Becca the Great
