acorvidae:

swimmingthroughspace:

cole3184:

walkingtaller296:

64 πŸ™ˆπŸ€£ throw away the key!

Gonna need someone for those conjugal visits 🀣🀣

44 here, need to get out more..πŸ˜‰

😬 64 yrs, πŸ€” my ex and good friend is an attorney, maybe I can get that reduced for lewd, I mean good behavior

@acorvidae 67!! The max sentence!? Welp, you can put on my tomb stone, “A life well lived.”

Now I’m curious which one you didn’t do? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚