I miss Rich. Writing about his tumblr in my other post made me wonder, what really did happen to anarchyandscotch?
Also, it really was a dick move, God.
I love this man’s tumblr. He never fails to make me smile. Sometimes laugh out loud.
Dear God,
Why the fuck did you make cilantro and Italian parsley look the same? Do you have any idea how confusing that is? They look practically identical but they taste completely different and if I’m in a hurry and grab the wrong one, my dinner is fucking ruined. Have you ever tasted something that was supposed to have parsley in it but instead it’s loaded with cilantro? Of course not because you’re all perfect and everything, but let me assure you, those flavor profiles are very different and if you mistake one for the other, the whole dish tastes like shit. Did you even think about that when you made them? Did you spend even one youdamn second considering what a pain in the ass that was going to be for mankind? We’ve got enough bullshit to deal with as it is, thanks to your phoning in so many of the details of our existence (i.e., involuntary public erections during adolescence? Yeah, that was a real hoot. Thanks a lot.), so why couldn’t you just make this one thing a little easier on us? Would it have been that hard to just make cilantro leaves round or something? It was totally unnecessary to make those two herbs look the same and now I have to stand there in the grocery store and sniff them like an idiot to be sure I’m getting the right thing.
That was a total dick move, God. Seriously.
Yours,
Rich