Hey @bretttheviking!
Well, first I’d probably be very surprised – omg, 1 inch tall person! Then because I don’t know you, I’d look for your owner/family/people. I’d put up posters with a picture of you and a nice description.
But I wouldn’t just hand you over unless they could prove you indeed belonged with them. Because safety. 🙂
Thanks for the ask!
Hugs,
Becca