I love porn.
Misty and I love to watch porn together.
We often enjoy sending each other weird porn links, because every now and then you come across something that makes your eyebrows shoot into your hairline.
I get a video the other day accompanied by a message that says “I am totally going to do this!” Without even looking at the video, I’m already giggling like a crazy person. In the video a woman puts a banana up her ass. Which, I guess, isn’t the weirdest thing I’ve seen go into a person’s ass, but the weird thing was it came out shaped almost like a ball, and as you can imagine, made it stretch right out.
I didn’t get a chance to reply to her, but had to jump into a Zoom meeting, my head not really in the branding/marketing game.
Later that day she tells me all about her banana adventure.
“She made it look easy! The banana broke, it was a fairly firm banana but it still was hard to get in there without it falling apart! And then it didn’t come out as that ball shaped thing… it was more like banana sauce. Disappointing. But I saw this video with a pineapple…”
I was laughing the whole time.