CAN YOU FILL THIS OUT WITHOUT LYING?

Tagged by @yourmoansareasymphony

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? My toothbrush (soon to be Misty’s penis)

2. Where was your blog picture taken? At a event called “Vertical Theatre” (silks and acrobatics), i was goofing around backstage and put one of the performers tutus on my head. I was drinking cosmos. In the larger version of the picture you can see that.

3. Worst pain you’ve experienced? Toss up between being stranged by my ex (twice in that night) and the heartbreak and depression I suffered post my tumblr dating experience with Darth.

4. How many times have you been married? Once and likely never will again.

5. How late did you stay up last night? Past midnight – not sure of the time.

6. If you could move somewhere else, where would it be? Mexico

7. Do any of your Tumblr friends live close to you? Not really – but I did meet @kinkyminx when i was in her neck of the woods – she is so fabulous. I wish we lived closer. There are a bunch of you I’d love to have over for a dinner party. 🙂

8. When was the last time you cried? Last week. When my Mum left after visiting.

9. Who took your profile picture? Her name is Denise.

11. How many marriage proposals have you had? 3. One I sadly agreed to.

12. If you could have any career, what would it be? Rock star

13. What was the last book you read? Playing the Matrix by Mike Dooley. I have been living like the way he describes… And shit just works out. It’s brilliant.

14. If you could talk to ANYONE right now who would it be? My Granddad. He’s been gone 11 years but he still shows up in my dreams. He had the biggest hands and was a great hugger.

15. Are you a good influence? Sonetimes – but I try to live with adventure. And that often means being risky.

16. Does pineapple belong on a pizza? Depends on my mood. I like different things on my pizza all the time.

17. You have the remote, what channel would you watch? I would turn it off and put on some music.

18. Whom do you think will play along? Whom? I don’t know – but I’ll throw it out there. @lastqueenoftexas @isay @kinkyminx @broken-crownnn @darkinternalthoughts @samdolan

19. Have you graduated from university? No

20. Your favourite football team? I don’t really do the sports thing anymore.

Thanks for tagging me Foxy!