I’d like to ask you a few questions.

Tagged by iSay

lickystickypickyshe:

I never do these, I am too old to concentrate for so long, but here you go.

weirdsociology:

speakgirl:

Rule 1: Post the rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger has set for you in their posts, then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them in your post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

His answers to the questions he received made me bark out laughing. You can read them here Funny, smart, lovely man. 🙂 Here are his questions and my answers in italics.

  1. You are hosting a dinner party for six, obviously I’m invited and there’s you because you are the host, who are the other four? They can come from any place or time…
    I was asked a very similar question by another one of my favourite tumblr people, here. 

    This time I would love to have dinner with iSay and the ever amazing Mrs iSay, The final three would be:
    – Princess Diana (no laughing, it’s my damn list)
    – Mike Myers
    – Caroline Myss

  2. Your favourite Nic Cage film and why?
    I’m going to date myself and say Valley Girl. I still have a crush on his character. Plus awesome soundtrack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boe6blbV9AQ Yeah, I just watched the video and turned into a puddle of goo. Fuck you, Nic Cage, and your 80’s hotness.
  3. Your home is on fire, what do you grab on the way out?
    My kids, and my dog (though I think he’d grab us) and my cat. 

  4. Your family motto, and if you don’t have one what would it be (preferably in Latin)?
    Virtue Mine Honour, is in fact my family’s motto. Both my brother’s have it tattooed on themselves, though Nickle’s is pretty damn amazing. 
  5. In a fight between a baboon and a badger what would win?
    Badger… cause he don’t give a shit. I think Janis Joplin sang about it.
  6. 3am, you can’t sleep. What do you do?
    Masturbate, imagine winning the lottery and how I would spend it, then decorate my beach house mentally. 
  7. What is your hidden talent?
    Blow jobs – or it was, I think I’ve forgotten how. See, it’s hidden well. 
  8. What is your least favourite household chore and why? Vacuuming. Because it never ends. With kids and a dog and cat, I could strap one to my ass and drag it around all day long and my house would still have dirt and or dog hair on the floor.
  9. Cat or dog?
    Both – I love the loyalty of my dog and the independence of my cat. And I love the different ways I get affection.
  10. Cast the movie of your life and give it a title.
    Elizabeth Shu or Mary Louis Parker in “Rebel”
  11. Find a redeeming feature for everyone’s favourite President…George W Bush.
    His comedic timing

My tagged lot are:

kinkyminx
sevenoftheother
taraghmeni
youjustroll
rndmfun
her-royal-blueness
darth-tythonis
ryderswild
showmewhatimmisssing
withnailrules
loveandpleasure

My Questions are: 

1. If you won a million dollars and only had a week to spend it all, what would you do?

2. Where would your ideal home be and what would be your favourite thing about it?

3. What is something about yourself that you are most proud of?

4. If you could call anyone right now, who would it be and why?

5. What is your ideal vacation? what would you have to have with you?

6. what is your favourite article of clothing? 

7. What is a movie that always makes you laugh?

8. What is the most foolish thing you’ve ever spent money on, and why did you? 

9. Name 5 things that make you happy.

10. Who do you admire, right now? 

11. Have you ever had a nickname, and if so, what was it? How did you get it?

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