moxie-hart said: Porn makes me cry all the time. :p
That is the shittiest shit ever. I mean come on, I can’t even enjoy porn anymore?! What the hell kind of god lets that happen? I can’t fantasize without him showing up? WTH?
How many puppies did I kill in a previous life?
Also – he’s an ass. I love an asshole. Jesus. He picked a girl to interview mostly based on looks, if not 100% based on that, today. Ass. She was maybe 23. Maybe.
Have I mentioned how old I’m feeling? OLD.